Your birth certificate is just a fancy receipt from your first visit to a hospital
i hate the boys who have tumblrs that are all ass pics and weed and codeine like chill out elliot you drank one beer once and threw up cause it was too much fuck you
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As a general rule, if the Chosen One prophecy can be removed from your story without affecting the plot in any way whatsoever, you should probably remove it.
that’s a pretty brutal reading of the New Testament
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